ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(Source: hotanimegirl)
Regular peoples’ reaction:
Tumblr peoples’ reaction:
denies all marriage proposals unless they’re one of these
Engagement rings done right
Some of them I don’t know and now I has a sad
IF I COULD GET A GREEN LANTERN ENGAGEMENT RING I’LL DIE. HAPPILY. OH GOD YES.
(Source: iraffiruse)
